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Friday, September 29, 2006

Woman's 7.5 metre fingernails

A US woman who has been growing her fingernails since 1979 has made the Guiness Book of Records.

Lee Redmond, 65, from Utah, qualified for entry in the 2007 edition after her nails reached a combined length of 7.5 metres.

She's going to have them all removed - by laser - on November 22 this year.

Mrs Redmond treats her nails daily with warm olive oil and nail hardener and says she can do most household chores without a problem, including shaving her husband.


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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Mechanics Remove Grenade From Gas Tank After Russian Driver Complains of Car Malfunctions

A man from Moscow was driving his Audi for the whole day on Tuesday before mechanics removed a grenade installed in his car near the gasoline tank, Interfax news agency reported.

In the evening he drove to a service center and complained that his car was rattling. Workers began examining the vehicle and to their surprise found a grenade on a tripwire, which was broken and twisted around a wheel. Fortunately, this “failure” prevented the blast.

The 42-year-old driver told policemen he had car trouble since he got into it that morning which suggests the grenade was installed on the previous night. A local prosecutor’s office has already launched a criminal case. If the plotters are found, they will face charges of murderous assault.


Police called to fight over toilet paper

An argument over toilet paper overflowed into a fight, sending one motel maid to the hospital and another to jail.

The maids at the Siesta Motor Lodge in North Charleston armed themselves with a plunger and mop after accusing each other of taking toilet paper from each other's cleaning carts, North Charleston police said.

Deloris Smith, 47, is charged with assault and battery of a high and aggravated nature. A magistrate set her bail Friday at $5,000.

The argument began about 9:40 a.m. Thursday in the motel's laundry room. The 52-year-old maid wounded in the scuffle said Smith grabbed a mop and hit her on the arms. She was taken to a hospital with minor injuries, police said.

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Monday, January 02, 2006

Anyone can have a "friendship with benefits" but it takes a special person to be a "porn buddy."

That's what New York-based performance artist Rachel Shukert discovered last year after a painful breakup with her boyfriend.

Instead of finding a part-time lover for "booty calls," Shukert chose to spend her time watching porn with a hunky male neighbor who became her "porn buddy."

She says actual intercourse should never be part of the "porn buddy" relationship because the "sexual tension has to be there." Otherwise, it's just a booty call.

Also, Shukert says that no matter how turned on you get, you shouldn't take matters "into your own hands" with a porn buddy present.

She says her porn buddy made her feel sexy without having sex and helped her figure out what she wanted in her next serious relationship



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